. . . and they are trailer-trash morons who are sucking up this stuff like a catfish downstream of the sewage plant.
First, there were the Obama Commemorative Inauguration Coins, which probably have a net worth of zero:
Then there was the Obama Commemorative Medallions of Fine Silver; with a net value of about a buck or so:
Then there came the Obama Commemorative Plates; first the presidential version,
Even venerable old Rand McNally got into the act with an Obama Commemorative Fabric Map of the Washington DC inauguration sites for the tourists:
However, this is the one that actually astounds me; the one that is creepy beyond imagination; the one I didn’t think anyone would have the depths of insensitivity to actually produce.
(And I work with drug addicts on a daily basis; I’m hard to surprise like this.)
Believe it or not, the Obama Commemorative Candle and Candle Mold. Just $124.95 !!!
(And I have to tell you; I’m *seriously* considering getting one of these.
No, seriously. Can you imagine the fun you can have with this? For years from now, whenever your liberal friends come over for dinner, years after the Obama Administration has gone down in history as the most corrupt, most disgraceful, most incompetent President ever, you can make centerpieces of the Obama Candles where his disgraced likeness can grin down at them like Stepin’ Fetchit all freaking night long.
*NOTE*: I was going to close with a wisecrack about how there are no Obama Condoms for sale yet. But being the thorough chap that I am, I did a quick web search first, just to be sure.
Well, at least we can be grateful they don’t have a music chip of Obama chanting ‘Yes, We Can!” with every stroke or some other such nonsense. (Although that might heighten the experience for some of these Lib types, I’m sure.)