You may remember I posted on an Army deserter accused of violently assaulting a teenager HERE. Here’s a clip of the story:
Man Faces Multiple Charges and AWOL
December 8, 2007; By James D. Wolf Jr. Post-Tribune correspondent
VALPARAISO — The last of six defendants charged with breaking into a rural Porter County house and beating a man with baseball bats had his initial hearing Friday and also was found to be absent without leave from the Army. Zakcary A. Kaiser, 18, of 142 E. 73rd Ave., Merrillville, went before Judge William Alexa in Porter County Superior Court to review the charges of confinement as a Class B felony, burglary as a Class B felony, battery as a Class C felony and criminal mischief as a Class D felony.
Alexa had to ask Kaiser to answer questions directly because of Kaiser’s attempts to ask about getting an Army lawyer to defend him. Alexa also asked Kaiser during the financial review if he thought the proceedings were funny.
Kid without a clue, pretty much. If you’re AWOL from the Army, the Judge Advocate’s division is not interested in defending you for any crimes you may have committed while on your own time as a civilian. They’re more interested in throwing you in the Correctional Confinement Facility (CCF) and prosecuting you for desertion.
This sequence of events is not my interpretation. The above story is from the Gary Post-Tribune, but essentially the same story can be found at the Northwest Indiana Times, as well as Chicago Newsradio WBBM 780 — Twice!
how bout this every one of u can go fuck ursleves u dnt kno a damn thing about this case maybe i should post my states discovery online to let u idiots read it an for ur information jackoff my girlfriend was 17 when this happened so get fucked an really u wanna talk about me but the funny thing is people who did more shit then me got way less time cuz they snitched people out so u can get fucked if u wanna talk about justice
Dear Private Kaiser;
Hi. It’s me. The blog’s author. You can call me “Staff Sergeant,” you dumbass piece of crap.
Number one, learn to spell and write actual English, instead of this oh-so-cool gibberish that passes for Text writing today. You look completely and totally stupid.
Number Two, try avoiding the profanity. He who has to resort to profanity right off the bat is usually the guy who’s wrong — and you’re most decidedly wrong.
Number Three, please take the earliest opportunity to pull your head out of your ass. You blame everyone else; and of course you’re innocent, because there’s always “people who did more shit then me,” aren’t there?
That still means you did stuff, though. That still means you’re guilty as hell. And it means you were too stupid to work with the prosecutor, so when everyone else had, you were the fall guy.
You want to publish your discovery? I’ll save you the trouble — it’s a public document. I’m requesting one today from the Prosecutor’s office, which I’ll be happy to take apart in detail right here.
I called the Porter County Prosecutor’s Office – they won’t release any documents related to the Discovery section of any pending case. But, hey, if Goofy Zakcary wants to e-mail me a copy, I’ll be happy to post it here, in the interest of fairness. (It will destroy his case without a doubt, but that’s his call now.)
There’s also this story HERE how Zakcary was arrested the week prior for Minor in Possession of Alcohol charges as well. What a surprise. Apparently at that time the Police didn’t know he was AWOL from the Army. If Zackary had kept his mouth shut about that Army Lawyer, they might have never found out.
By the way, Zak, thanks for clarifying that bit about your girlfriend’s age. This little bit of Indiana Law might apply to you as well:
IC 35-42-4-5 Vicarious sexual gratification; sexual conduct in presence of a minor
Sec. 5. (a) A person eighteen (18) years of age or older who knowingly or intentionally directs, aids, induces, or causes a child under the age of sixteen (16) to touch or fondle himself or another child under the age of sixteen (16) with intent to arouse or satisfy the sexual desires of a child or the older person commits vicarious sexual gratification, a Class D felony.
Dumbass. You’re right on the edge of a statutory rape charge. I’d love to know what age your girlfirend REALLY is. Hopefully you two never made any sex tapes; the age for that is eighteen.
Just goes to show; don’t Google your own name if you don’t think you’ll like what you see. You look good in Prison Orange, by the way. Good luck with that Prison thing.