This just gets weirder and weirder. Like a snake coiling in on itself trying to swallow it’s own tail, the astonishing sight of the Obama Birth Certificate story rolls onward for one simple reason: The President of the United States stubbornly refuses to allow access to the vault copy of his Birth Certificate. Why? I mean, come on now — that would settle the whole question right now, and make a ton of conservatives (including your humble servant) look very foolish, indeed. But still he refuses to do so. Why?
The only logical answer is that he doesn’t have an actual Birth certificate – just a Registration of Live Birth documented in Hawaii when he was born somewhere else. And all that this implies, of course.
Pamela Geller at Atlas Shrugs has the latest forgery, which she gets fromThis webpage here. Apparently someone is circulating a forged birth announcement in a Honolulu paper, which is poretty obviously a poor attempt to match fonts with a mimeograph circa 1961. (An e-mail I received on this was headlined “Can You Say CIA???,” but I have to say that if the CIA did this, it was their lowest-level intern drunk on a Saturday night. When the CIA forges something, you just can’t tell the difference. This is a poor quality KOS kid attempt at best.)
And you know it’s starting to get bad when the National Enquirer has you on the front page. (Scoffers, please remember John Edwards Love Child and Gary hart’s mistress; both stories broken by the Enquirer!)
I have to tell you, I started laughing out loud in the line at Wal-mart when I saw this cover. I mean, Bill Clinton didn’t make it onto the cover of the Enquirer until his second term — Obama made it in his second month.
And if it’s controversial, then Joe “The Mouth” Biden will be yapping about it like a Pekinese in heat:
WASHINGTON – While the subject of Barack Obama’s birth certificate is still a topic most press outlets refuse to cover, it became a matter of sport in Vice President Joe Biden’s Gridiron Dinner address this weekend.
After mentioning one of the Republican speakers for the evening, Arnold Schwarzenegger, was born in Austria and that one of the Democratic speakers, Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm, was born in Canada, Biden chortled: “Folks, this is going to be Lou Dobbs’ worst nightmare.
From there, Biden transitioned to the birth certificate controversy.
“You know, I never realized just how much power Dick Cheney had until my first day on the job. I walked into my office, and you know how the outgoing president always leaves the incoming president a note in his desk?” he asked rhetorically. “I opened my drawer and Dick Cheney had left me Barack Obama’s birth certificate.”
Yup. John McCain’s secret weapon, right there. And you thought Sarah Palin was the one who could damage the Democraps the most, eh?
Why Texas, the state I love? A couple of reasons, I think:
1) Texas, being a Red State, had a very low rate of ACORN infiltration last election.
2) Texas is on the verge of passing a photo ID law to vote. Common sense is at least acknowledged in the legislature.
3) The Criminal Investigation Division of the Texas Rangers takes no guff from anyone.
Here’s an excerpt from Dr. Taitz’s letter:
While doing research of this case, I’ve uncovered a number of instances of suspected illegal and criminal activity by Mr. Obama and his supporters. As an officer of the court I have a solemn duty to report such activity to the law enforcement and demand immediate investigation, subpoena of the records and prosecution to the full extend of the law.
Mr. Obama has availed himself to the jurisdiction of the state of Texas as he put his name as a candidate for president on the ballot here and additionally he came and campaigned here.
It is my understanding that in the State of Texas forgery is a class C felony that carries up to 10 years in the state penitentiary. On two counts of forgery Mr. Obama might be facing up to 20 years in jail in the state of Texas alone, since those counts run consecutively. Since Mr. Obama has availed himself to the jurisdiction of 50 states with similar statutes, he might be facing 1,000 years in state penitentiaries around the country on forgery charges alone. Additionally, there are numerous counts of suspected fraud, voter fraud, mail fraud, wire fraud, corruption of a public official, intimidation, interference with the system of justice, social security fraud, tax fraud, perjury and other related crimes.
I have received your email and I will use it to further my investigation into the Criminal matter concerning Barack Hussein Obama. (W)ith your information, I will attempt to add to the criminal charges or bring it to the attention of someone who can go further. I am a very resourseful individual and I guarantee that I will fight to the end. I do not enter into this matter lightly or with blind abandon. I do this because I too took an oath as a Police Officer to defend the Constitution of not only the great state of Texas but also the great nation of the United States of America.
Again, thank you for the information and I will be back in touch with you very very soon. There is another Officer who works in C.I.D. (Criminal Investigation Division) who would be more than willing to join me in pursuing this investigation. I have as yet to tap this resource.
After all, it *IS* fraud. And assuming that a proper Birth Certificate actually *does* exist, at this point it’s withholding evidence in an ongoing investigation. And again, the question is “Why?” Why risk these penalties at this point?
Let no evil deed go unpunished.