(DETROIT) Government Motors (formerly General Motors) announced it’s new lineup today amid speculation that the Department of Transportation would mandate new higher fuel economy standards.
The standout star of the lineup is new new 2010 “Obama-mobile” (shown here in mock up form.) “Awl the thwills of the open woad with awl the Horsepower of a fwont-wheel-dwive!” intoned Congressman Bawney Fwank, (D-Taxachussetts). “And Wots and wots of horsepower for those fast getaways fwom angwy constituents.”
Accompanying the new model’s debut was video statement by President Obama (D-Kenya), clarifying the confusing position his administration has given on the ‘Cash for Clunkers” program.
“Many people have made the mistake of assuming this “Cash for Clunkers” program has something to do with the automobile industry,” intoned the (alleged) President. “Nothing could be further from the truth. It is, in fact, part of our new Single-Payer Healthcare initiative.”