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I dunno. Perhaps a better question might be, “Why does Megan Fox hate herself so much?
- She thinks she’s “sexy and intelligent”, which is usually a really good indicator that while you’re the former, you’re probably NOT the latter.
“You can be sexy and be intelligent and be taken seriously, or you can be sexy and you can be out at clubs every night and not be [taken seriously].”
After a moment of reflection, she adds, “I haven’t gone completely insane — but it might happen soon.”
- She’s a pretty miserable person who hates where she came from. During an interview for one of the “Transformers” movies, she was quoted as saying :
” . . . if Megatron wanted to kill our planet, she suggested they ‘negotiate’. “Let him have the white trash, redneck, antigay, and bible thumpers . . . “
- Considering this next quote, you can see why she might.
“I actually was not the shit in high school” Fox told the audience. “I went to a small Christian School. I ate lunch in the bathroom because I was afraid of getting picked on in the cafeteria.” When the audience began to react positively, Fox shot back “it’s ok, yeah, Fuck ‘em!”
Well, Wikipedia says that she’s bisexual and a strong personality. Neither trait is going to win you any friends at a Conservative Christian school; and particularly if you have tattoos all over your arms and back.
I’m just sayin’ here. Plus when you have a teenager with a “strong personality” drawing attention to herself with tattoos, you’re going to get attention. Just don’t be surprised if you don’t like it.
- Having a prima-donna reputation doesn’t help either. And when your castmates write an “open letter” bashing your stupidity, you’ve REALLY burned some bridges there:
Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!
Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there’s the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice.”
The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, “I can’t believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!”
And then EOnline had THIS today on Fox’s new film:
You speak of Jennifer’s Body. And boy did it bomb.
The movie supposedly—supposedly—cost only $16 million to make, a figure that analysts highly doubt, given the rising-star cast and the fact that the screenwriter is Diablo Cody, who won an Oscar for Juno. But Body grossed only about $6.8 million this weekend.
That, children, is what’s known as a bloodbath.
As Dean Wormer said in Animal House, “Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” I might paraphrase, “Slutty and stupid is no way to go through life, girl.”
The road to Hollywood is paved with actresses who slept their way to the top (or were asked to) and ended up on the ash-heap of histo Marilu Henner. Linda Fiorentino. Jessica Biel.
Ick. Not the Prom Court you wanted to be queen of, was it?
Grow up. Got to college. Get a life and a degree. Please — before you end a tattooed skank wondering what happened to your career.
And try, just try — to have an open mind to religion. You might find Christians have something you’re looking for; or desperately need.
NOTE: While I was composing this post, I was watching an E! special on the Love Boat, and somehow managed to transpose Ms. Tewes’ name into the list. That is NOT what I meant to say in any way, shape, or form, and I apologize.
I’m actually something of a fan of Ms. Tewes, and more than a little horrified I put this into the post. If she’s seen this, I extend my apologies to her as well.